We just came across this beard fragrance that “combines Virginia cedarwood, green coriander and pink peppercorn to create an unmistakably macho scent.” I am glad they made it clear that it was macho, although they didn’t need to say so, because Paul Bunyan spent a lot of time gently massaging pink peppercorn into his own beard.
That said, this is sweet! We ladyfolk will respond by burying our noses into your beard as if it were a rosebush. Things are about to get weird for everyone.
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