Remember how, about a month ago, Rachel Zoe received a monogrammed Louis Vuitton diaper bag for her rugrat Skyler and maybe you paused for a moment and felt some feelings about conspicuous consumption, shameless logo-whoring and maybe even exploiting children to be super! cute! on-trend! fashion accessories?
Maybe you didn’t think those thoughts, but if you missed your chance, the uber-stylist just described her spawn’s expanding designer show collection thusly:
â€śThereâ€™s an incredible pair ofÂ Bottega Venetta ones, thereâ€™sÂ Hermes, and then thereâ€™s a pair ofÂ Gucci slip-ons with the little bit on them. Pretty maj. And thereâ€™s a pair ofÂ Todâ€™s driving loafers.â€ť
I don’t have anything more to offer. Either you think this is insufferable or you don’t.