If You Want Mario To Love You, You Should Wear This Super Cap

Oh, hello, Princess Toadstool. Wait. Hello, cooler version of her with better headgear. Even Princess Toadstool didn’t have toadstool studded headgear. Although, you know, I guess we’re making the assumption here that it was the landscape itself that Mario loved, and not Princess Toadstool, with her weird little pink dresses. I think we’re making a lot of assumptions about Mario and thereby making an as out of sumption. Just buy the toadstool cap, okay? It’s really cool.

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