• Tue, Sep 13 2011

10 Reasons Why Sex Sucks

Sometimes, sex is great. But when it’s not, it’s pretty shitty. There’s that moment you’re lying on your back, a dick poking at your crotch, a big hairy guy sweating on your tits, when you realize you’d rather be taking a bath. Or sleeping. Or eating paint chips.
Actually, you think to yourself, staring past his panting face at the ceiling, sex kind of sucks. The foreplay’s fun and the orgasm is awesome. But it’s dirty and awkward and full of messy fluids.
But there are so many reasons why sex sucks. In fact, lying there getting pounded, you can think of ten of them.

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  • Raerae

    This list is so brilliant! Especially the part about UTI’s. God knows we’ve all been there…

    • Christina

      No, we all really haven’t.

  • cy

    Sounds like lots of probs with sleeping around. You can solve this by not! LOL Think how wonderful that will be and all the freedom you will have to take a bath or have fun doing your own thing.

    • Brandy Alexander

      Sometimes women get UTIs, STDs, yeast infections, sore and have to clean the sheets — even if they’re monogamous. It’s true.

  • Tammy

    If you are tired of all the hassle actual sex can give you then why not try sexting instead?

  • Ninargh

    Sigh, the last slide was the story of my pre-fiancee life. Being a ‘party girl’ is a hard rep to shake, no matter HOW erroneous.

  • Brandy Alexander

    Vodka crans make me feel so sad and burny.

  • Danica

    Sure, monogamy doesn’t solve all these sucky problmes, but at least my partner cleans up his own messes! some of the things on this list never crossed my mind though, so now I don’t feel silly or old fashioned for having one sex partner in my whole life.

  • h

    this article is misogynistic.

  • bip

    This article is completely lame.

    • No its not!

      No its not Lame!!

  • Stacy

    Seriously, sexting is one of the most disgusting activity I have ever known aside from premarital sex.

  • Marie

    I think sex sucks only on women’s side. Because it is very risky to get pregnant if you are single. When you are married, you can still be shocked to find out that your man is having sex with others. Your tiffany wedding rings are not an assurance to his loyalty.

    • OMG

      I don’t see how Women cheating is different than a man cheating. Are you saying Women are exceptions? Cause that’s a load of horseshit.

    • LR

      No. I can attest that sex sucks for men too. Its pretty terrible about 99% of the time. I sometimes wish id been lucky enough to have been born gay. There’s just no way sex with men could be that gawd awful.

  • Denchi Minh

    It sucks especially when your partner is onto sexting.

  • thomas

    i hate sex, and it’s no one’s business why

    • Your Sex Life Is My Business

      Its my business!

    • No its not!

      No its not your business!!

  • Mr. Sinister

    Its no ones fault that you get an ugly hairy guy that doesn’t know what his doing. Seriously who the hell willingly sleeps with an ugly beast and then sais sex sucks. Why don’t you sleep with an awesome looking awesome guy such as me and then talk. Just cuz you have no skills to make sex entertaining and awesome doesn’t mean it sucks. Its simple the only thing that suck is you KABOOM!

  • JF

    Well, if that is any consolation, it is just the same on the male side

    • James

      I’m 20 never been laid. I love using my hands still. I love watcing porn still lol.

  • Are you kidding me?

    Women don’t like it. Most men can’t do it.

    Then you get married and all you want to do is get divorced.

    What’s not to hate about sex?

  • james a

    james big 10in dick go in pussy now will you call me 1 989 709 6354

  • IT

    So you are proud about it? Lol..came to africa and middle east an see 10 in as normal ones.and 12 in as big ones lol.For me is 10.5 really.