Let me open this by saying that I have nothing against Megan Fox. In fact, much like Diablo Cody, I tend to think that she is wonderfully strange, but that Hollywood (curse you, Hollywood) stifles her strangeness because she’s so hot (by the way, if you’ve never watched any of Cody’s Red Band Trailer interviews, you should).
However, one thing that Megan Fox is not is curvy. Fox made headlines recently for saying that she decided to gain some weight after getting too skinny on a vegan diet. Well, Us Weekly took this announcement and ran with it, calling Fox curvy in a recent article. Naturally, the internet had a field day, because Fox is actually still kind of beanpole-ish, and one person went so far as to create this clever mash-up: