Brad Pitt Gets Invitation To Join Polygamist Family

Polygamist Kody Brown, of “Sister Wives” fame, has extended an invitation to Brad Pitt to join his large-and-in-charge family, should the actor ever want to do so.

“If there was going to be a brother husband, I would ask Brad to join the family,” Brown told the Huffington Post.

As far as we know, Pitt has never expressed a desire to join a polygamous family, but maybe Brown knows something we don’t. Sure, it might be career suicide for the actor, but think of all he stands to gain! He wouldn’t have a measly 6 children anymore — he’d have a full 16.

Another notable point to be made here is that, who knew that there was such thing as a “brother husband”? I know I’ve used the phrase jokingly, but maybe there really is such a thing.

At any rate, I hate to say it, but Brown can get in line for people whose imaginary boyfriend is Brad Pitt. A long, long list of ladies and gents have staked their claim ahead of you, buddy.

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    • Erin

      I’ve seen that Sister Wives show, and considering how possessive he is of those wives, I think Kody Brown was trying to make a joke here.

      • Jessica Pauline Ogilvie

        Sadly, if you go read the whole interview, he goes on to gush about what great parents Angelina and Brad are, and how much he loves them both. I don’t think he’s joking.

    • Deann

      Kody Brown needs to get in line, bring a briefcase packed full of the green stuff and have no expectations as you wait with the masses who also want a piece of Brad Pitt…..PAY UP and then…maybe ?????