I don’t know about you, but periodically, I go out to get pedicures, and I always sit under the fan for the ten minutes they tell me to for the polish to dry (the polish that promises to quick dry in three minutes). I pay the extra dollar for the quick dry solution and carefully tiptoe home in flip flops. And it looks great. But the minute I get home and put on some closed toed shoes, the polish gets all smudged and the pedicure is ruined.
This happens every time, which is probably why I get about one pedicure a year.
Now! It could be that my toes are weird. That’s possible. Or it could be that there are some things I just haven’t tried. These are those things.