Let’s start by revealing two personal biases: 1) I think Doutzen Kroes is insanely beautiful and seldom find reason to criticize her because I think she’s just lovely and 2) I despise black and brown together and believe 90% of the time it looks like complete shit. A lot of people disagree with me. So, there you have it.
The Budget Babe recently posed a shot of the Victoria’s Secret Angel attending the Giles Deacon afterparty during London Fashion Week. If you look closely at the photo above, you’ll notice one of the ugliest outfits we’ve ever fucking seen.
Usually jumpsuits are the sole territory of top models, but this one kind of just limply hangs off Kroes and doesn’t do her spectacular, baby-proof figure any justice. She has paired it with a pointless leather jacket. But those ankle boots… they are the real problem here. The stiff texture of the shoes and the dowdy fit of the jumpsuit make for a head-to-toe look that’s as unflattering as it is ugly.
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Credit where it’s due, though: Kroes doesn’t appear to have a speck of makeup on and that’s pretty hard to do without looking like a no-eyelash monster.