• Wed, Sep 28 2011

Horny Robots Get It On In Window Of Moscow Department Store

Central Universal Store, one of the largest department stores in Russia, currently has an awesomely dirty window display featuring randy robots performing all kinds of acrobatic sex moves on each other. There are even some semen-like splotches of oil, which remind me of that lady from the BBC’s objectum sexualis documentary who was in love with a carnival ride. (Probably still is, for all we know.) “Give me your fluids!”

For all the raunchy sexuality of American culture, I have a hard time picturing this display making it into the window of, say, Macy’s. It’s just too literal. Luckily for us, Moscow does not share our Puritanical values. Here are the rest of them:

Is it bad that this one kind of turns me on?

Robots are really good at 69-ing!

What could be more “acrobatic” than a couple of crazy robots going at it like teenage rabbits? Whoever designed this display is a genius.

(Via Copyranter)

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  • BeccaTheCyborg

    It’s a good day to have a robot fetish!

  • Sue

    Are those mini robot angels watching from the side in that second-last photo?!