Even those of you who can’t cook for shit have probably had to peel a clove of garlic at one point or another and hence know it’s annoying. It takes forever, it’s messy, and it makes your masturbating hand smell like pizza. And who wants to make love to a pizza? Not I.
In this video from Saveur.com, Saveur Executive Food Editor Todd Coleman shows us domestic try-hards how to peel a whole head of garlic in less than ten seconds and it’s pretty damn cool. I mean, I’m not quite sure I believe him, and I don’t have a head of garlic on which to try it out, but it’s cool. You should try it. Impress your friends. And then close the door and masturbate to your heart’s content, because your hand just smells like a hand and you feel like celebrating.