10 Hysterically Depressing ‘Haikus For The Single Girl’

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    • August S.

      Dumb stereotypes =
      Too much sex and the city?
      (No one liked carrie)

      • Ashley Cardiff

        A++

    • Jamie Peck

      THIS.

    • Perry R.

      Nice, Jon Hamm is a perfect visual for that haiku!

    • Maris

      A sandwich in bed
      Sounds better than a boyfriend
      Also, I’m single

    • zoe

      sound like you critics can’t get boyfriends either – this book is hilarious. Face it – we all hit slumps and what we REALLY want is validation for those REAL feelings. Just think of it as literary chocolate – deliciously self-indulgent… it is comedy, after all. (also – have YOU tried dating in NYC? ick.)

      • unclel

        who else has $5 on this comment being by the author of the book?

    • Meg

      Um, unclel? My dear friend the author would not say “literary chocolate.” and hey August! Nobody likes a party-pooper, either! yo Griffenhagen! niiiiice. Ok, self? Stop getting annoyed by comments, be thankful for your g-friends, and wipe that pms-inspired chocolate off your face (how d’ya like that for stereotypes, Avgust?)!