Gallery: Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino Has Released A Line Of Hideous Tuxedos

The Situation AKA Michael Sorrentino (of Jersey Shore infamy) will be coming to a mall and subsequent frat wedding near you. He is “collaborating” on a collection of deeply ugly tuxedos for FLOW Formal Wear, who approached him because (get ready) “I’m a trendsetter. DTF has a new meaning: Down to Formal! I’m really excited to show a classier, more sophisticated side of myself.” Here is the lookbook, full with satin-y finishes, poor life decisions and plenty of challenging material for ironists. Be warned: there is so much elegance and sophistication ahead, your face may sprout its own natural monacle.

(via Fashionista)

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    • Tifa

      BARF.

    • Eileen

      Some of the tuxes aren’t so terrible…but otherwise, he looks like he’s at a Long Island senior prom.

    • Abigail

      To be fair, several are not horrible. However, I know I’m not up to date on Jersey Shore culture, but what the hell is his face doing? Is it frozen like that all the time? He looks like he just smelled a fart. I think I’d be able to take this more seriously if he wasn’t in any of the photos.

    • Joanna Arcieri

      I’m really intrigued by the Jersey Shore castoff they got to pose in this telenovela with him.

    • MM

      The vest in slide 6. Holy shiiiit.

    • Jane

      the captions for this spread should not be read if you are sitting somewhere were an outburst of inane laughter might be deemed inappropriate.

      • Ashley Cardiff

        thank you kindly!

    • porkchop

      HOLY UNF***ED MOTHER OF CH**** THAT’S UGLY

      It’s like Tom Ford puked and that puke designed these tuxedos.