Jennifer Aniston’s Elle Cover Is Pretty Awkward

Woman in Hollywood Jennifer Aniston has landed the November cover of Elle, their ‘Women in Hollywood’ issue. She’s wearing a plain black Balmain tank top (how much do you reckon that costs?) and Balenciaga shorts, into which she’s distractingly stuffed one hand. We wonder what she’s hiding in there. Maybe peanuts?

Also, another Jennifer Aniston cover means yet another Jennifer Aniston quote about how she’s totally happy/not resentful of Angelina Jolie/heartbroken over Brad Pitt/going to abduct a baby if she can’t have one and your questions are being blocked out by my uterus, which beats like an enormous, primal drum. To whit:

“But it’s not what you read. There’s no desperation. If it’s meant to be, it’s meant to be. I’m at peace with whatever the plan is. But will you hate me if I say I don’t want to talk about my relationship?”

Either journalists need to stop asking or she just needs to perfect a “smile and nod,” because this is doing her no favors.

(via Elle)

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    • Courtney Lane Maki

      Awkward indeed, but loving her chunky bracelets! I can’t get enough of mine:

    • S.

      She must have the best PR people on the planet. I don’t understand why everyone is still talking about her. I mean, does anyone really think she’s an uber-talented actress? Anyone?