Girl Steals From Neighbor To Buy Porn

According to CBS News, a man in Minneapolis discovered that his 18-year-old neighbor was breaking into his house and stealing one thing every day, like $300, a camera, and a briefcase. When she was caught and confronted, Amanda Rose Owens said that she took the items to fund her porn habit.

What’s so curious about this, of course, is that porn can be viewed for free. Why would you go to the trouble to steal things to pay for it? The only answers I can come up with are: 1. Owens is such an avid porn fan that she actually felt guilty downloading free clips and ripping off her favorite stars, or 2. She’s really, really into plot.

Either way, part of me wants to say good for you for buying your porn — unlike the rest of us, frankly — but come on, lady, it’s not worth stealing for.

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    • Jinx

      She probably lied about the porn thing