It’s a well-known fact that we here at The Gloss are shrill, humorless harpies with hearts as black as the promotional eyeliner samples we are constantly being sent. As part of our ongoing efforts to someday be people, we like to watch videos of baby animals learning to walk. Then we hunt down, murder, and eat said baby animals with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. You haven’t lived until you’ve tried endangered baboon, is what I always say.
J/k, that would not be vegan at all and I would not participate! (Or would I?) But the watching videos part is true. Enjoy this video of a baby elephant learning to walk, and pray that Jennifer does not use her Henry Higgins-like knowledge of regional accents (and where people from those regions go to see elephants) to figure out where this lil’ noodle lives.