• Mon, Oct 17 2011

Red Carpet: Stacy Keibler At NY Film Festival With Boyfriend George Clooney

So: I had no idea George Clooney was dating Stacy Keibler, which is probably why I don’t write celebrity gossip. But! I am a fashion writer and that makes me more qualified to talk about style than someone who has never seen a dress before. Maybe.

Anyway, Hollywood’s distinguished professor of motion pictures, George Clooney, showed up at the New York Film Festival to premiere his latest film The Descendants* and brought along this season’s George Clooney Girlfriend model, former WCW long leg haver Stacy Keibler.

Let’s get this out of the way: wow, Stacy Keibler is in good shape. Does she do other things besides pilates? Who knows. Whatever she does, she looks like Hera (goddess of the white arms or whatever), good job you are pretty, her figure is pleasing to look at, etc.

That Versace dress she’s wearing is not. It’s a pretty tasteless and transparent ploy for attention. And it doesn’t even fit her well. I hate everything about it from its stupid halter neck to its silly, obvious thigh slit.

Now we must vote!

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Image via Getty.

*No relation to the band. Lame, I know.

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  • Fabel

    Aw, I actually like it! Except for the halter neck, which looks really off to me.

  • porkchop

    Maybe the dress is some kind of high-concept ironic mourning for the fact that any Clooney girlfriend will be painted as a flavor of the week.

    You’re right, though. That level of beauty deserves a better outfit.

  • amber dawn

    The tightness and the slit don’t bother me… the fact that the cutouts on the front look like some fashion nod to cosplaying Borg body armor does. And the shape of the halter neck is kinda weird as has been mentioned.