Julia Stiles Tells Phony Twitterer To ‘Suck A Robotic Dick’

It’s not easy being famous. You have the paparazzi, the constant pressure to look perfect and perform brilliantly, and of course, people setting up fake Twitter accounts under your name.

Julia Stiles was recently a victim of the latter, after someone created @RealJuliaStiles. The phony began tweeting idiotic things, like “Is this private? I think I need to take some kind of twitter tutorial!” and “Joel!! Say hi to Benji! It’s Julia! I’m finally on twitter! Teach me the ropes?” in a message aimed at Joel Madden.

Stiles was apparently not amused, and in response, she took to her blog to tell the offending tweeter exactly what she thought about his or her endeavor:

For the record, I do not, and probably never will, have a Twitter account. So whoever this “realjuliastiles” is, can suck a robotic dick. And stop emailing friends of mine pretending to be me. The real rub is when other blogs, which are gossip pages feigning some sort of authority, pick up stories that have no merit. The problem with the almighty internet is that there is no accountability.

Can a sister get some accountability?!

It looks like the account has since been taken down. Well played, Julia.

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    • Rachel

      I love this the most because “can suck a robotic dick” sounds exactly like something Kat would have said to someone in ’10 Things I Hate About You’ (i.e. the best teen comedy ever made, save for Mean Girls).