8 Reasons You Should Meet Your Next Boyfriend On Halloween

Think Halloween is just for getting trashed and having anonymous sex? Think again. While we certainly condone drinking and partaking in as much anonymous love-making as you’d like, we also think Halloween is an excellent holiday to chow down on some candy corn and begin a long-term relationship.

Throw some stale Smarties in a bowl and let the trick or treaters fend for themselves. It’s time to count down 8 horrifying reasons why we think you should meet your next boyfriend on Halloween.

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    • TB

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