What’s the first thing you hear women say they want in a man? “A great sense of humor.” What’s the first thing men say they want in a woman? Umm, not that. “Great tits” seemingly ranks higher than that (we’ve established long ago the number of friends I have who are kind of douchebags). Which is why books like The Rules say that when you make jokes you are just looking for approval in a way that makes you seem desperate. Being funny makes you pathetic, ladies!
(Incidentally, this is probably the most depressing real talk we’ve ever done.)