• Fri, Oct 21 2011

TheGloss Celebrates Slut-O-Ween

Rather than writing a bunch of articles about how much we hate slut-o-ween next week, we’ve decided to celebrate it. We’ll give you the freedom to be whatever kind of woman you want to be! Even if that means being a sexy bunny (though personally, we prefer sexy Ronald Reagan, but we believe in choice. Choice!)

Have you ever worn a super sexy Halloween costume?  How’d it work out for you? When I was a shot girl, I dressed up as a sexy nurse for work that night. Because… shots. Get it? Absolutely no one got it. It worked out terribly. People were confused, also, it was too short and I spent the entire night awkwardly pulling the skirt down. I wish I had a picture to share with you, but really, it was just embarrassing, I think, for everyone involved. It was that costume. The one we’ve pictured. Now imagine the model looking pale, flustered and nervous.

So! Please send us your stories of sexy, sexy Halloween costumes (preferably in 600-800 words). Include pictures if you feel comfortable doing so ! We will send the best story/picture winner a Halloween prize pack filled with jewels! Or week old candy? Something.

As always it’s Jennifer [at] thegloss.com or Ashley [at] thegloss.com

We’ll also be offering tips on the sexiest costumes and Halloween candies (hint: not raisins).

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