10 Best Halloween Couples Costumes

If you’re single, Halloween is the one night a dignified lady can dress up like a sleezy whore, revel in the gaze and drink herself into oblivion. Everyone knows that.

So you might assume if you’re in a couple, Halloween isn’t as slutty. But you would be so, so painfully incorrect.

Halloween is the perfect night for couples to experiment with gender roles, publicly display their affection, or finally play out that fantasy where you’re a skanky flight attendant and he needs to pilot his plane onto your landing strip.

Here are our 10 favorite Halloween costumes for couples…

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    • Kitten

      I thought that was supposed to be a Kardashian until I read the guy’s T-shirt… oops!!!

    • Victoria

      Ehh… isn’t the picture of two white looking people dressed as Mexican stereotypes kind of insensitive in light of your post about the “don’t make my culture into a costume” movement? I kind of thought that ethnic-based costumes were a no-no now.

      • ashley

        I thought the exact same thing.

    • Jamie

      I don’t have a photo on hand, but I was totally forced into the ketchup and mustard costume…