If you’re single, Halloween is the one night a dignified lady can dress up like a sleezy whore, revel in the gaze and drink herself into oblivion. Everyone knows that.
So you might assume if you’re in a couple, Halloween isn’t as slutty. But you would be so, so painfully incorrect.
Halloween is the perfect night for couples to experiment with gender roles, publicly display their affection, or finally play out that fantasy where you’re a skanky flight attendant and he needs to pilot his plane onto your landing strip.
Here are our 10 favorite Halloween costumes for couples…