Last night, the 15th annual Hollywood Film Awards took place in Beverly Hills, California: bodies everywhere were slathered in glittery bronzer, waists were sucked into layered pairs of Spanx and blonde locks were carefully styled for hours to get that perfect “effortless beachy wave” look. Julianne Hough, of Dancing With the Stars infamy, walked the red carpet and presented some stuff and this is relevant for three reasons:
1) She chopped off her hair and this seems worthy of individual posts, according to Google.
2) She is going to be in that Footloose remake and that is fucking intense.
3) She arrived in one of the ugliest dresses we’ve ever seen:
Yes, the Naeem Khan-designed frock featured woven golden abstract swirls on beige with a bedazzled built-in belt and a mile’s worth of Sunny D-colored cleavage. Hough made the extremely shrewd decision to pair the garish dress with sensible shoes, so that kind of works in her favor. And hey, at least she fares better than Dancing cohort, Lacey Schwimmer, who thinks bras are acceptable as shirts.
Overall: terrible. Plus, it’s never a good idea to look like all one color from head to toe.
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