We know that after yesterday’s post on “What Your Favorite Halloween Candy Says About You” there was potentially some confusion about the best Halloween candy. We’re sorry about that. We assumed it was so obvious you’d just know. So we made you a helpful chart.
Level 5: Bible tracts, pumpkin guts, floss, raisins, those sugarless hard candies you get at the doctor’s office, actual poison apples
Level 4: Lollipops, candy corn, Tootsie Rolls, gumdrops, licorice sticks, Starbursts, spare change carelessly thrown by drunkards
Level 3: Hershey’s Kisses, Kit-Kats, mini-chocolate anything, plain M&Ms, Milky Ways
Level 2: Peanut M&Ms, plain (full sized) Hershey bars, Reeses, 3 Musketeers
Level 1: Full sized Snickers bar.
Because Snickers is like every childhood promise fulfilled.