Pippa Middleton Likely To Pen Book

Everyone has been waiting with bated breath to find out what one Pippa Middleton, Brit, will do now that the spotlight is on her ass. And it looks like we may soon have an answer — according to The Telegraph, Pippa is shopping around an idea for a book about party planning.

It makes sense, of course, because she runs a party planning website and blog called The Party Times as part of her parents’ party planning direct mail company, Party Pieces. The book is expected to be similar in tone and content to the blog, which is…um…useful. Here’s an example of a blog post about Halloween:

Make sure you make a spooky first impression, so add carved pumpkins and lanterns to your windowsills and decorate the front door with haunted Halloween decorations such as glow in the dark skeletons, all in one spider decoration and Halloween door hangers. Hang a ‘Trick or Treat’ door hanger on the outside of the door and play a spooky DVD on mute in the background such as Frankenstein or Dracula.

So, I mean, I’m happy for Pippa and everything, but — God, I guess I have to be the one to say it — was anyone else hoping for something a little more exciting from the Duchess’ younger sister? I mean, after the toilet paper dress incident, the bar was raised!

Weren’t you kind of secretly wishing that she’d run away with a scandalous royal, or start throwing huge, ostentatious parties, or kick off an international burlesque tour? I mean, you know, don’t get me wrong, a party-planning book is really, really great. It’s super. And practical. And congratula…zzzzzzz.

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