Look at how cute she is as a child.
Hah! It’s not Kim Kardashian. You know I’d never compliment her that way. It’s my imaginary friend, Zooey Deschanel, who I’m pretty sure will be calling to sing broadway show tunes any time now. Oh, also, Zooey Deschanel got divorced this week, so that is sad.
(I genuinely believe if you send Zooey Deschanel pictures of cats it will cheer her up, but I’m not going to.I’m going to be sitting here all icy and aristocratic, largely because I don’t have a cat).