Retro Snap: Who Is This Recently Divorced Woman?

Look at how cute she is as a child.

Hah! It’s not Kim Kardashian. You know I’d never compliment her that way. It’s my imaginary friend, Zooey Deschanel, who I’m pretty sure will be calling to sing broadway show tunes any time now. Oh, also, Zooey Deschanel got divorced this week, so that is sad.

(I genuinely believe if you send Zooey Deschanel pictures of cats it will cheer her up, but I’m not going to.I’m going to be sitting here all icy and aristocratic, largely because I don’t have a cat).

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    • Noeladd

      Technically she’s not recently divorced. Neither is Kim Kardashian for that matter. Zooey and her husband announced their seperation but as far as I am aware neither of them has filed for divorce. Kim just filed for divorce yesterday and it will most likely take a while for the divorce to be granted.