• Wed, Nov 2 2011

Kim Kardashian Claims To Have Married For Love, Feigns Sadness

Kim wears a turtleneck to express her anguish.

Only one person in the world is convinced that Kim Kardashian didn’t marry and divorce Kris Humphries for press. That person is Kim Kardashian.

…Well, that person is obviously not Kim Kardashian, but she’s claiming her marriage wasn’t a ploy for attention. Kim’s Divorce Tour is now in full swing: the above image was taken from a Kardashian Kollection launch in Australia earlier today, where Kim demonstrated that a high neckline conveys sadness.

She also blogged:

I want a family and babies and a real life so badly that maybe I rushed in to something too soon. I believed in love and the dream of what I wanted so badly. I felt like I was on a fast roller coaster and couldn’t get off when now I know I probably should have. I got caught up with the hoopla and the filming of the TV show that when I probably should have ended my relationship, I didn’t know how to and didn’t want to disappoint a lot of people.

Sidenote: where are these non-fast roller coasters? As someone who is petrified of amusement park rides, they sound way more my scene. She continues:

There are also reports that I made millions of dollars off of the wedding. These reports are simply not true and it makes me so sad to have to even clarify this. I’m so grateful to everyone who took the time to come to my wedding and I’ll be donating the money for all the gifts to the Dream Foundation.

You guys hear that? She’s donating! She’s donating money! Yes, the woman who put an $1100 ashtray in her staggeringly tasteless wedding registry doesn’t care about the trappings of celebrity. She’s a romantic and her heart is a giving heart.

Most importantly, she’s fucking real:

These were all real moments. That’s what makes us who we are. We share, we give, we love and we are open! [...] I’m being honest here and I hope you respect my courage because this isn’t easy to go through.

Let’s set Kim’s bizarre, baseless suggestion that “being real” is “necessarily good” and just focus on respecting her, everyone. For her courage.

(photo via The Daily Mail)

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  • I Mean What

    The drama between Kim Kardashian Humphries, née Kardashian & Kris Humphries Kardashian, née Humphries is simply the kick-off to what will be the biggest soap opera saga to hit the airwaves since Luke & Laura from General Hospital. Eat that, Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event in two parts. One part scam and the other part nonsense. Let’s just say that reality television will never play as well as scripted. Hence, I give you… The Days Of Kim’s Lives: All Nine Of Them http://bit.ly/uun9L7

  • Lesley

    I laughed at the article, thanks for a very well written piece. I am not laughing now when I see that Kim has gone to Kris’s place. WTF is she doing….. I guess she saw the terrible backlash she got from her fans and thought she might get some sympathy if she looked like she was trying to work at her marriage. What a freaking airhead! The Pastor that married them is a fame whore and is not worthy of whatever certificate he bought online for $50.
    I care about this because young girls are buying into the Kardashian way and it is disgusting.

  • Jovany Moises Menal

    does not matter what people say. Your friends will always be your friends. May or may not be an end to a job, but if you have friends, they will always give you the strength to find a way to carry on.