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In case you didn’t click through on Retro Snap this morning, it turns out World’s Cutest Person Zooey Deschanel has separated from her husband Ben Gibbard of Death Cab for Cutie or that band that girls like.
According to Us Weekly, the decision “was mutual and amicable.” We’ll add to that list, “shrewdly timed,” as we imagine Zooey wanted to use Kim Kardashian as a kind of human shield, to slip this past the press mostly unnoticed. Us Weekly did make this excellent graphic, though:
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