Today, in news of the adorable! The Central Park Zoo just hatched eight baby penguins and is currently raising them, adorably, by hand. To drum up funds for this (and other) endeavors, they’ve decided to document the process via a special blog, The Real Chicks of Central Park. Watch as Papa Penguin Juan Romero speaks in a sexy Spanish accent of the wonders of raising these “teeny tiny” little guys (and girls). Is it bad that he sort of reminds me of a much gentler version of Yul Vazquez, half of that recurring duo Bob and Cedric on Seinfeld? Because he does.