Beauty Treatments For Hippies: Cucumbers To Make Your Eyes Prettier

Today, I’m going to try putting cucumbers on my eyelids to enhance my attractiveness. The phallic vegetables are supposed to be able to reduce dark circles under the eyes, which, fortunately for the integrity of this experiment, I have.

Here’s my step-by-step process.

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    • Lisa

      Nice nailpolish! Chinchilly?

      • Jessica Pauline Ogilvie

        Wow. Yes. I am really impressed.

    • Ricky

      I’m looking at a pretty short night’s sleep, so if this really works, I’ll definetely try it tomorrow!

      (And I love that your microwave oven has separate buttons for popcorn and frozen pizza!)