Which is surprising, because lollipops seem so wholesome!
I’ll give you the Chordette’s music video isÂ nowhere near as shocking as any video in 2011 featuring lollipops but dude, look at that guy. Look at that guy repeatedly making a blowjob symbol at your grandmother. Gleefully! Joyfully! He knows what he’s doing. If you’re getting together with your family this Thanksgiving show them this and ask if it seemed to be all about blowjobs at the time. I’m not a betting woman, but I’m going to bet your grandfather always knew it was weird and just snickered endlessly at this video in his youth. Actually, don’t do that. Never have that conversation. Forget this ever happened.