Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Today we commemorate a time when the pilgrims were totally nice to the Native Americans, then turned around and stabbed them in their backs with smallpox-tainted blades. What better way to do that then with a video of modern pop divas doing the metaphorical same? Mariah, Whitney, Christina, Gaga, Cher, Madonna, Celine…they’re all here, and they all have slightly underminey things to say about each other. Except for Britney, who loves everyone with the pure simplicity of a woman who will always remain a child inside of her sexy, sexy head. The rule in this video: “the person speaking in each clip must have been talked about in the preceding clip.” Enjoy.