• Sat, Nov 26 2011

Jessica Simpson’s Striped Travel Coat: How Do You Feel?

While traveling for Thanksgiving, Jessica Simpson was seen sporting this furry (real or not? we don’t know) coat that semi-hid her pregnant belly. If it’s real fur, obviously we feel not happy about it and assume you do too. But let’s pretend for a moment that it’s fake, so we can ask the question: how do you feel?

The precise stripes don’t really lend themselves to fur, because they give the coat an overall look reminiscent of a raccoon decorated by a God with OCD. Also, the coat probably isn’t from a cheap mall store, but one certainly wouldn’t know that by looking at it.

What do you think?

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