Video: TLC’s ‘The Virgin Diaries’ Demonstrates Why You Should Practice Kissing Before Your Wedding

As part of TLC’s ongoing efforts to entertain us with various types of freakshows couched in “learning,” they’re introducing a new program called The Virgin Diaries to the roster. In it, the increasingly voyeuristic network promises to explore the lives of adult virgins who, whether due to developmental slowness or religious wingnuttery, delay their first time until they’re way too old for it to not be weird. Or, as TLC’s website puts it:

Whether by choice or circumstance, many have yet to experience one of life’s most intimate milestones: sex. Virgin Diaries takes you inside the lives of adult virgins who reveal the challenges, truths, and anticipations of losing their virginity.

The show’s first promo hit the Internet today, and it sets the tone for the show: a combination of horror, hilarity, guilt over finding it hilarious, and ultimately, compassion more hilarity. While many devout Christian couples think it’s okay to at least make out before tying the knot, these kids have taken abstinence to the extreme, and their first kiss occurs on their wedding day, in front of tons of people. The way they gnaw at one another’s faces is…I’m trying really hard not to be mean, so I’ll say “educational.” I have no doubt the rest of the show will adhere to the same high journalistic standards we see in the promo.

(Via ONTD)

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    • Colleen

      Hilarious and disturbing at the same time!

    • Zenaida Medina

      its cute but discusting problaby have a kissing manual lol
      thats called true love

    • SK

      OMG! Eeewww! Gross! That was sad!

    • Mia

      Oh my god, I saw that commercial on TV yesterday and I wanted to puke…

    • Matt

      If you think that kiss looked awkward, wait till the wedding night. I bet there will be a lot of giggling and he will be lucky to get his pants off before he makes a sticky mess in them!

    • Jamie

      The wedding night was probably hysterical! They should “Paris Hilton” it and make a tape – now that would be entertainment!!!

    • Megs

      Aww… I mean, this is really, really bad… I feel sorry form them and everyone who had to watch. This must be really embarrassing for them though, because I’m sure they were expecting something miraculous and beautiful and they’d look ‘just like the movies!’

      This is just too funny. Poor chumps.

    • Eva

      They really looked like starving feeding baby pterodactyls. I wanted to look away, but couldn’t. I wanted to shout – SLOWWWWW DOWN for God’s Sake! Poor guy, poor girl.