• Wed, Nov 30 2011

Kourtney Kardashian Is Pregnant

Kourtney Kardashian just told Us Weekly she’s pregnant. She didn’t tell Glamour (her recent joint cover with Kim and Khloe) presumably because Us guaranteed her a solo cover. So it goes:

The E! reality star, 32, took a pregnancy test about five weeks ago — and woke up [boyfriend Scott] Disick, 28 (not a morning person!), around 7.a.m. to tell him the positive results.

“Now I’m nine weeks along,” Kardashian tells Us. “You’re supposed to wait 12 weeks to tell people, but I feel confident.”

Not a morning person?! HI-YO! Isn’t it crazy when things are obviously written by publicists?

Oh, man. Another Kardashian to add to the fold. And she’s launching a parenting site! Who’s fucking excited for all the upcoming Twitpics of monogrammed Louis Vuitton diaper bags?

And it’s almost Christmas!

(via Us)

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  • anne

    I’m all for babies, but come on! Does anyone really believe that this was a happy accident? Everything that the Kardashians do is a calculated bid for money and attention! Sign the No More Kardashian petition at boycottkim (dotcom). 176,000+ signatures (with comments) so far. Kourtney needs to leave the limelight and focus on her children…

  • I Mean What

    Rather than lament on the shortcomings of our culture and how we spend our viewing time, let’s take a peek into what really was said at the Kourtney & Kim Take NY photo shoot, which from the looks of these sour pusses, was shot way into the terminally ill portion of the Kris & Kim union. http://bit.ly/u144eg

  • Celia

    …actually, Kourtney’s my favorite…She went to college, is a smart business women, and seems like she’ll still be functioning quite well once the Kardashian Kraze has died down.