Kourtney Kardashian Is Pregnant

Kourtney Kardashian just told Us Weekly she’s pregnant. She didn’t tell Glamour (her recent joint cover with Kim and Khloe) presumably because Us guaranteed her a solo cover. So it goes:

The E! reality star, 32, took a pregnancy test about five weeks ago — and woke up [boyfriend Scott] Disick, 28 (not a morning person!), around 7.a.m. to tell him the positive results.

“Now I’m nine weeks along,” Kardashian tells Us. “You’re supposed to wait 12 weeks to tell people, but I feel confident.”

Not a morning person?! HI-YO! Isn’t it crazy when things are obviously written by publicists?

Oh, man. Another Kardashian to add to the fold. And she’s launching a parenting site! Who’s fucking excited for all the upcoming Twitpics of monogrammed Louis Vuitton diaper bags?

And it’s almost Christmas!

(via Us)

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    • anne

      I’m all for babies, but come on! Does anyone really believe that this was a happy accident? Everything that the Kardashians do is a calculated bid for money and attention! Sign the No More Kardashian petition at boycottkim (dotcom). 176,000+ signatures (with comments) so far. Kourtney needs to leave the limelight and focus on her children…

    • I Mean What

      Rather than lament on the shortcomings of our culture and how we spend our viewing time, let’s take a peek into what really was said at the Kourtney & Kim Take NY photo shoot, which from the looks of these sour pusses, was shot way into the terminally ill portion of the Kris & Kim union. http://bit.ly/u144eg

    • Celia

      …actually, Kourtney’s my favorite…She went to college, is a smart business women, and seems like she’ll still be functioning quite well once the Kardashian Kraze has died down.