Finally! A Handbag That Will Make You Lose Weight

There’s an old adage (sometimes attributed to Karl Lagerfeld, dubiously but also fittingly) that “You’re never too fat for a handbag.” But–because there will never ever be enough ways to remind women of their turgid, shameful bodies–now there is!

Yes, now you can slip the Blue Contour Canvas Bag by MollaSpaceBuy over your shoulder to trick eyes everywhere and create the illusion of a thinner, curvier self. For just $45.

(via Refinery29)

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    • Meghan Keane

      And Scoliosis! I’ve always wanted a curvy spine…Oh wait.