That’s right, it’s a sweater that incorporates the sadly still relevant “pepper spraying cop” meme into the story of Christmas. Here’s how I imagine the scene might play out.
PEPPER SPRAYING COP: “Let’s see the baby Jesus try to get uppity with an adult-sized dose of oleoresin capsicum in his tiny baby eyes! Still feel like telling everyone it’s harder for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God? Huh? What’s that? You’ve already healed your own blindness and furthermore, are going to forgive me, for I know not what I do? Dammit.”