What like most about this chart on how much to drink at your holiday office party is that, regardless of whether you workÂ at a cool or uncool company, that company will be providing a full open bar with some sort of pina coladas? Some sort of blue substance in a funny shaped glass, anyway. We know it’s fun because of the umbrella. And a cactus in a shot glass, maybe? Whatever. All of these companies are cool because they seemingly still have holiday party funds and are not making you stick to white wine spritzers. Go out and drink like you’re skilled labor.