It’s true that her recent Playboy spread is the first time that Lindsay Lohan has been naked and sprawled out on a red background so as to perfectly mimic Marilyn Monroe, but… hasn’t she been naked for magazines already? A lot? Sometimes in Marilyn Monroe poses? Remember these?
Here’s one from Muse magazine that actually seems a lot edgier than the Playboy shot.
And here’s one from New York Magazine. And another one from that same New York Magazine shoot
Basically, we all probably could have deduced long ago that Lindsay Lohan’s nipples were very pale, and that her breasts look great years ago. So why is the Playboy shoot such a big deal? Is it just because it’s Playboy? Admittedly, we did all forget until this moment that we’d all seen her naked back in 2008, but didn’t anyone else who was not us remember this? Maybe someone slightly more invested in Lindsay Lohan being naked in magazines? Or is it just that the Playboy ones are better quality? I don’t know!