You are setting yourself up for the worst paper cut in the entire world!
But maybe you absolutely love danger. If you do, we have an exciting new trend for you. Paper eyelashes. Like regular false eyelashes, except made out of paper. According to The Daily Mail:
Inspired by the Chinese art of paper-cutting, these intricate creations come in several designs, each with symbolic meaning.
I imagine if I tried these, I’d spend much of the day blinking symbolically, and meaningfully and desperately, because it’s weird to have paper around your eyeballs, but then, I imagine that’s equally possible if I was just wearing a massive set of false eyelashes. If you want to channel this whole Alice in Wonderland look, they’re available at Paperself beginning around $16.