• Mon, Dec 19 2011

Behold! Creepy Christmas Tree Lights

creepy christmas tree lights

This is the kind of thing we probably wouldn’t have noticed if someone hadn’t circled it in red…

The packaging on these Christmas Tree lights declares that “if you sacrifice others for yourself, you will suffer the consequences.” This seems less “Christmas spirit” and more “Madame Defarge making some vague, but still scary, threats.” I’m not sure what the consequences will be, but I strongly suspect this box of Christmas tree lights is threatening to electrocute you. I suppose we don’t have Black Pete in America, so someone had to take matters into their own…bulbs. Frankly, we admire these lights’ pluck. We really don’t applaud selfishness, here. You go, little lights. Your sense of justice will make up for your lack of opposable thumbs. Burn, baby, burn.

What We're Reading:
Share This Post: