Here at TheGloss, our frightening, likely unethical obsessions seldom extend as far as ours for child bride Courtney Stodden–her press-baiting romance to 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison, her many outlandish outfits, her thoughts on life and romance, her love of truth. Anyway, early on in this one-sided love affair, it was her relentlessly eccentric, cryptic Twitter account that fascinated us most. Unfortunately, Stodden seemed to catch on to the attention her tweets received and her account became, sadly, sentient. Our attention waned as the tweets became increasingly self-aware, fraught with alliteration and pointless titillating (we sincerely doubt her lustrous legs were lying on someone’s levitating lap).
Which is to say, does this tweet indicate Stodden is stirring up infidelity rumors?
Then again, these two have an extremely unconventional relationship, so it stands to reason that Hutchinson doesn’t mind if another man feeds a bikini-clad Stodden erotic desserts.
More as the story develops.