Because this guy is doing things right.
The New York Daily News reports that Colin Hagendorf has eaten a plain slice from all 362 local pizza joints in Manhattan.
He’s dedicated the last 2 and a half years to sampling a piece of pizza from every pizza parlor in the city. He claims that towards the end he hit two or three places a week which seems… not unreasonable. It has us thinking about whether or not we could do the same. I mean, not with pizza. We’re original. Hitting every cupcake place would be too Sex and the City, right? Albeit delicious? We could go in for cake-pops, maybe? Whatever. Do this. Pick a food you like. Find the best one on offer in your city. Anything you choose will be more exciting and adventurous than resolving to lose ten pounds.