• Tue, Jan 3 2012

10 New Years Resolutions You Should Break Immediately

 

A new year means a new set of stupid resolutions. What are you going to change in 2012? Less stress? More savings? Fewer calories? Greater sex? Oh, forget it.

Resolutions are the worst. Statistics say most fail, so who cares about keeping them anyway? Not you. This year, take the easy way out and resolve to do the stuff you can’t wait to stop doing. Your proactive defeat will be so much more fun than the guilt trip or the shame!

Don’t know where to start? Here are the ten best resolutions to break as soon as possible.

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  • Cee

    Yea..keep enjoying cancer sticks in the name of cool!!…

  • LoveAnon

    Yes, by all means, throw every effort to be better and have a better life out the window for some cheap, temporary thrills!