• Wed, Jan 4 2012

Woman Rejects Jumbotron Proposal

Here at TheGloss we are clearly in favor of marriage, maybe, sometimes, for some people, if they’re the right people. That said, getting proposed to by someone you didn’t want to marry would be sad and awful for everyone involved. And getting proposed to by someone you don’t want to marry on a jumbtron is a horrible nightmare, because when you politely shake your head “no” everyone will boo you. Because no matter what that guy did in the past – cheating, murder, dog-fucking – you are now going to be seen as a cold-hearted bitch, who rejected someone on a jumbotron. What would you do if this happened? Would you just do a fake “yes” and then explain the engagement wouldn’t work later? How much later? I would probably just marry this person and stay with them forever to avoid this uncomfortable situation, dog-fucking aside. We could work past the dog fucking.

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  • Fabel

    “Would you just do a fake “yes” and then explain the engagement wouldn’t work later?” Yes, this, although if I waited any amount of time past the very second we were no longer appearing on the jumbotron, I’d probably have to just marry them.

  • Lace

    this is staged and fake. that girl is in LA-based actress.

  • Ella Jane Goeppinger

    I HAVE DONE THIS. THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME.

    what you do is say yes, give them a kiss and a hug, and while you’re hugging them hiss in their ear “WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS LATER.”

    later is when you scream at him for proposing to you in front of thousands of people before even discussing marriage with you. you don’t embarrass the dude in front of thousands of people.

  • gie love

    I will say yes…so as not to embarass the guy infront of people,
    then when its already just the two of us.I will say the truth behind the matter why I dont want to be with him forever.