A UK website called FeelUnique recently went about conducting a reader poll of the most ideal celebrity facial (and chest?) features. The results came in, along with the usual suspects: Angelina Jolie‘s lips, Keira Knightley‘s cheekbones, Kate Middleton‘s hair.
But the site didn’t stop there! They did the poll one better and actually stitched together this frightening creature:
You are looking at
- Kate Middleton’s hair
- Cheryl Cole‘s eyes
- Keira Knightley’s cheekbones
- Gwyneth Paltrow‘s skin
- Megan Fox‘s eyebrows
- Kate Beckinsale‘s nose
- Angelina Jolie’s lips
- Kelly Brook‘s chest
…Which basically amounts to “if Kate Beckinsale was a Kardashian sister.”
Although we think only one of these winning physical attributes is completely fucking insane to include (we’re not catty enough to reveal, though!), we think the resulting creature is super frightening. It’s as if all its features are competing for your attention, like a bunch of tiny Lea Michelles.
What do you say? Is this the perfect woman or is it too much of a good thing?