• Thu, Jan 5 2012

NSFW Kitchen Accessories

You know that old quote about how “men want a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom” (to which Jerry Hall replied, “I’ll hire a chef?”) You want weird disembodied bedroom parts in the kitchen, for you are a lady! Sentient Kitchen and artist Christine Chen have you covered. Check out some of these bizarre pieces, which we’re pretty sure you would happen upon in the Addam’s family breakfast nook.

salt dish sentient kitchen

The salt dispenser promises “to provide consistent gustatory salinity”.

shakers sentient kitchen

We’re amazed these didn’t show up on American Horor Story.

sentient kitchen jug

We really don’t know what to say, here, except that our kitchens are about to get so much cooler, if we can find a way to buy these. So cool that we’ll never be able to invite anyone over ever again.

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  • lucygoosey74

    I’d love to freak the fuck out of my family and replace all our mundane kitchen accessories with these!