• Mon, Jan 9 2012

Real Talk: Would You Rather Vote For Sarah Palin Or Michele Bachmann?

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Let’s say, theoretically, you stumble into a parallel universe wherein you have to vote for either Michele Bachmann or Sarah Palin for President. Sure, they’re both women, they’re both Republicans, they both talk about Margaret Thatcher as though they’re buddies, despite the fact that she declines to meet them. But other than that – how do they compare? Is one better than the other? Is one more fleecey? (Yes). We investigated!

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  • MR

    I think Geraldine Ferraro’s ghost has an opinion, and it’s not favorable for either of them. I think she’d agree with Fifi.. And what’s up with Alex’s Collins and Gabriel dichotomy? They both wrote great music together and after they separated. ‘The Lamb Lies Down….’

  • Shelly

    Would rather scoop my eye out with a spoon…than vote for either of these witless wonders.

  • Sam

    I hate both, but you can tell Bachman is actually intelligent, albeit crazy. Palin is dumb as a sack of rocks.

  • Arnie

    “If Sarah Palin was president, she’d probably quit halfway through her first year. ”
    Wouldn’t that be a good reason to vote for her? At least then you wouldn’t have to deal with her for several years.

    I’m liking the New Zealand love. Spending the year in America sure does make me appreciate a lot of things that we have back home.

  • Christa

    Neither.

  • Christa

    Neither.