Have you ever thought “sure, I like my fridge, but I really wish it were more of an asshole who told me to only eat kale?” LG is on it!
They’ve developed a new fridge – to be released for around $3,100 later this year – that allows you to program your BMI and weight loss goal into it. It then scans every item that goes into it and “tells you when you’ve made an unhealthy choice.” It knows that you’re opening the fridge because of voice activated software, so if you want to go off your diet and sneak in a chocolate bar in there, you should try to speak in a comical Darth Vader voice. Or, alterntively, just leave everything unhealthy in great decaying piles around your countertops. Either or.
But it’s worth it, because I love it when inanimate objects in my household literally shame me. You know who else does? Sarah Goldfarb.
Bon appetit, everyone!