Now You Can Pay To Be Trapped On A Cruise Boat With Kate Gosselin

Let’s say you found yourself at Wal-Mart one day, and at the end of one of the aisles, you spotted Kate Gosselin. What would you do? Would you run speedily in the other direction? Would you throw a can of soup at her and then duck behind a paper towel display?

Or would you run over to her and trail her for the next seven days because you just wanted to be around her that badly?

Obviously, you would throw the soup. But some marketing genius is banking on the fact that instead, you’d want to attach yourself to her hip for a week: Royal Caribbean cruise lines has come up with the Kate Gosselin Cruise Boat, upon which cruisegoers get to meet, greet and mingle with the horrific mother of eight for a solid seven days.

According to the cruise’s website, the week-long entrapment with Gosselin includes the opportunity to brunch with Kate, go to a charity dinner with Kate, and (surprise!) buy a copy of Kate’s book, which you can then read on the cruise.

The ship sails from Ft. Lauderdale on August 12, ladies, so get your tickets while you still can.

[via Buzzfeed]

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    • Kathy

      It’s just amazing to me that this woman doesn’t have an arrest record

    • Lobo

      Jessica, great article LOL “Pay to be trapped with Kate” about sums it up. Guess what? The fans are ‘worried’ that her ‘haters’ will go on this cruise. LOLOL Sure thing, spend a minimum of 1900 to be with her? LOL Oh the low IQ of some people.