• Thu, Jan 26 2012

‘Man Buns’ Are Taking Over The Fashion World: How Do You Feel?

According to The New York Times, there’s a growing trend among fashionable gentlemen of wearing their long, lovely locks up in a bun, like a ballerina would. While I often take pleasure in calling bullshit on things NYT Styles claims to be “trending,” I’m afraid my own eyes have been verifying for quite some time that this is, in fact, a real thing guys in Williamsburg are doing.

The reasoning behind this trend is dubious at best. One man bun devotee told The Times that he wears his hair up in a bun while bartending to avoid the “Steven Seagal/hippie uncle” vibe that comes with wearing a ponytail, which begs the question: what kind of vibe, exactly, does he think a man bun evokes?

In my experience, there are two types of guys who wear buns. The long haired neo-hippie who needs to get his hair off his face while doing yoga or whatever and doesn’t care if his utilitarian hairstyle looks ridiculous (this type has also been known to wear braids), and the trendy ass goofballs described in the article who think man buns are totally cool. I know there’s an unfair ratio of women to men in this city, but we’ve got to draw the line somewhere, ladies. If a guy seems like the second type, don’t fuck him. (You can exercise your own discretion as to whether or not you’d like to fuck the first type. They’re often quite smelly, but they can be kind and sensitive individuals who share their psych records and give killer back rubs.)

Or maybe I’m just being a huge philistine, and the man bun as it exists today is the great second coming of the samurai warrior’s topknot, a mark of grace, honor and swordsmanship. I should be beheaded for my disrespect! How do you feel?

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  • Karen

    LOVE love love love love. Love.

    • Ifironfingers

      This man bun as you call it, is itself, a sign of revolution
      against fitting in to a fake and unjust society. We copy
      no one. And never speak of it. But seek strength and truth.
      Some practice the Japanese art. While others don’t need it.
      But, they all stand for justice, fairness and strength.

    • Ifironfingers

      Now you know.

    • JOHN

      KAREN IF YOU LOVE A MAN WITH LONG HAIR YOU CAN PUT MY LONG HAIR IN A BUN SWEETHEART

    • JOHN

      KAREN JOHN HAIR IS PAST HIS SHOULDERS YOU CAN FIX MY HAIR ANY WAY YOU LIKE IT SWEETHEART KAREN WRITE ME BACK SWEETHEART KAREN I LOVE YOU KAREN

  • KellyFl

    Dont waste our time with surveys that really offer no choice. What if I like “man buns”?

  • john

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  • cc

    No, unless your a designer or hair/makeup person and it doesn’t smell greasy.

  • Hannah

    I think if it’s well kept and the man is confident about it it looks quite sexy.